I thought you'd like to know that the Bush administration is making it tougher for North Korea to buy iPods, plasma televisions and Segway electric scooters.   I have to go now to do my Chirstmas shopping.   Buye!

Hello, Apple, I'd like to place an order for 5 ipod nanoes.   Can you inscribe these with "From your glorious leader, Kim Jung Il."   Me?   No, as a matter of fact, I'm not in North Korea.   Why do you ask?   My address is ... Germany.   And I'd like to pay for this purchase with my American Express card.   Thanks.   You'll ship them in a week?   Kewl!

Hello, Kim, hi, how's it going?   I just wanted to let you know I'll be sending you those "items" you asked for in about two weeks.   But the price has gone up a bit.   Each one is $1,000.   OK?   You don't mind?   That's good.   I'll ship them with those PS3s we talked about last week.   No problem.   I got the Paypal transfer for $3,000 each.   Thank you for your prompt payment.   I'll be leaving positive feedback for you.   Can you please do the same for me.   I want to keep my seller feedback looking good.   Thanks.   Anything else you need?   Sure.   No problem.   Do you want the 50 inch one?   How many ....